Loudmouth Louie

By Signal Contributor

Last update: Friday, March 10th, 2017

He’s Loudmouth Louie

And he has no remorse

He disturbs every player

Out on the course.

He just booms and bellows

His volume’s absurd

Like it or not

Loudmouth is heard.

Some of his words

Are often profane

On everyone’s game

This guy is a drain.

When you’re over a putt

And quiet’s a need

Louie’s voice fills the air

So it’s hard to succeed.

Can you think of a plan

To help him refrain

And be more reserved

When he plays this game?

If you have an idea

Please tell me, won’t you

‘cause if he doesn’t stop

Oh, what I might just do!

 

 

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Loudmouth Louie

He’s Loudmouth Louie

And he has no remorse

He disturbs every player

Out on the course.

He just booms and bellows

His volume’s absurd

Like it or not

Loudmouth is heard.

Some of his words

Are often profane

On everyone’s game

This guy is a drain.

When you’re over a putt

And quiet’s a need

Louie’s voice fills the air

So it’s hard to succeed.

Can you think of a plan

To help him refrain

And be more reserved

When he plays this game?

If you have an idea

Please tell me, won’t you

‘cause if he doesn’t stop

Oh, what I might just do!

 

 

Signal Contributor

Signal Contributor