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John Boston | No Crying in Baseball, No Staring in Australia

September 2, 2022 2:21 pm

Earlier this week, Club 77, a bar in Newhall’s sister continent of Australia, outlawed staring. Not that any of The Mighty Signal’s beloved Blotto Stinking Drunk Have You No Shame

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | The Great ‘New-Hell’ Fire of 1962

August 27, 2022 1:13 am

There’s one story I particularly NEVER want to revisit. But we’re headed there this Saturday morning, trusty saddlepals. We’re visiting the worst fire in the history of the Santa Clarita

John Boston

John Boston | Wyoming’s Damn Tuna-Hating Donald Trump

August 26, 2022 6:11 am

My heart is heavy. I’m still trying to come to terms after I failed recently to make November’s GOP ballot for Wyoming’s 3/8ths of a congressman. Friends consoled me, noting

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Remembering the Bird Man of Newhall

August 20, 2022 1:47 am

Well bless your hearts, all you dear friends, neighbors, saddlepals and saddlepal-ettes. Thanks so much for braving the devil’s anvil of a Santa Clarita August and joining me. We’ve a

John Boston

John Boston | Buying 87,000 IRS Alligators for the Swamp

August 19, 2022 6:41 am

Hard to believe, but despite all the Happy Face McIRS posters, the government may not necessarily be your BFF palsy-pal, he typed as his voice crept up eight octaves toward

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | ‘Thunder & Lightning, Very, Very Frightening…’

August 13, 2022 1:36 am

Right out the front door, make sure you dear saddlepals bring your ponchos on this morn’s trail ride. We’ve some epic weather ahead on today’s trek into Santa Clarita history.

John Boston

John Boston | The Shrinkin’ Stinkin’ Bag of Groceries

August 12, 2022 1:28 am

I’m not the only one to notice this. But every time I go to the grocery store, which is now six times daily, some miscreant has been shrinking my food. 

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Strange Crops of the Santa Clarita

August 6, 2022 1:10 am

  Well. Happy first weekend of August. Heavens. Where DID the year 2022 go?  Welcome to our weekly trail ride onto the back trails of Santa Clarita history. We’ve a

John Boston

John Boston | $40,000 Dogs and Which Lives Matter?

August 5, 2022 2:55 am

Several years ago, a good pal and I were breakfasting at The Way Station. He was about as high up the Santa Clarita Valley political food chain as you can

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | ‘The Twilight Zone’ Helicopter Deaths

July 30, 2022 1:03 am

  Tip of the O’Farrell and a Warm & Western “howdy” to you dear neighbors and saddlepals.  We’ve a most interesting trek ahead, into the colorful canyons of Santa Clarita

John Boston

John Boston | On Being a Pain in the Butt to Libs

July 29, 2022 11:23 am

I must confess. I’ve never been one to think about my derriere. But (no pun intended), since last week, my butt is all I can think about.  In my younger

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | The Thieves of Light and Air

July 23, 2022 3:29 am

What a Christmas treat in July to see you dear friends and neighbors. We’ve a most interesting trail ride into Santa Clarita fact, lore and legend. Good to see you

John Boston

John Boston | Don’t Blame the Politicians. It’s Willful Us.

July 22, 2022 12:25 am

I would hope all of us have these profound moments in life we never forget, that haunt us in both an uncomfortable yet good way. Mine was nearly a half-century

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | WW2 & The ‘Principal’ of the Thing

July 16, 2022 1:48 am

We’ve got such an epic trail ride through SCV history ahead, I think perhaps we should pack a lunch. Well. Maybe more than one. There’s tens of thousands of us

John Boston

John Boston | I’m Hooked on Bazooka Joe & Inner Healing

July 15, 2022 12:39 am

So I bought some bubblegum the other day. Like, a lot. I was pushing my cart through one of Santa Clarita’s abundant mega discount box stores and happened to roll

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | ‘Skid Row Lice.’ Darn Good Band Name!

July 9, 2022 1:45 am

Normally, I don’t throw out to you saddlepals too many unasked-for pieces of advice. But, this morning, if I may offer a polite warning: Don’t be dangling any KFC Extra

John Boston

John Boston | A Letter to the Splendiferous Scott Newhall

July 8, 2022 4:25 am

DEAR SCOTT —  I remember when you sailed away, so long ago. Your 1992 demise was wedged between Halloween and the presidential election, upstaging both. In case you’re not getting The

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | A Glorious Happy Birthday to you, USA!!

July 2, 2022 1:55 am

What a great idea, this United States of America. And what a great idea, this freedom. Much to celebrate, dear saddlepals, on our ride through Santa Clarita history. Much of

John Boston

John Boston | Sex Strike with Joy Behar? Just Where Do I Sign?

July 1, 2022 1:28 am

Of all the liberal women on Planet Earth, I confidently announce that the absolute A-No. 1 Poor Choice for a Democrat spokeswoman to call for a National Sex Strike is

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Signal Editor Pens Anti-Drunk Poem

June 25, 2022 1:12 am

Summer is just four days old. Well. That’d be the season. Not my former next-door neighbor, the cute and fetching little cowgirl, Summer Mendell. Cripes. Dear Summer’s all grown up

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