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The Time Ranger | An All-Time Typo and Magic Mountain Melees 

June 28, 2025 1:16 am

Top of June’s last Saturday morning to you, dear saddlepals. I’d step into the entryway, but I’ve got the spurs on and, no offense, I’d rather not leave those thousands

John Boston

John Boston | So How Much Leeway Do I Get in My Will?

June 27, 2025 3:56 am

I’ve grown fond of publicly writing the phrase, “as I begin to approach middle age.” It irritates many literal thinkers with sound math and logic skills. They note if I’m

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | Ovines, Bovines & The Death of Two-Gun Bill 

June 21, 2025 1:23 am

Awaiting us this fine June Santa Clarita morn is a most interesting trek, filled with ghosts, local movies and the local Uth Am River. We’ll also tip our cowboy toppers

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | The Weirdest Lawman Fatality in SCV History 

June 14, 2025 12:17 am

Top of a fine June morn, o fellow riders into the outback of local history.  We’ve a most interesting trail ahead, filled with gunfights, “grizzer” bears and one of the

John Boston

John Boston | On Schopenhauer, Father’s Day & Quiet Desperation

June 13, 2025 6:02 am

Hardly a day goes by where I don’t think of my dad. One of the great gifts of my lifetime was being able to spend time with him his final

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | June: The SCV’s Rainy Season?  

June 7, 2025 1:18 am

A happy first Saturday of June, in the Year of our Lord, 2025. I put, “Year of our Lord” just to irritate any ACLU attorneys who happen to be trailing

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | Happy Birthday to HMNMH & The Presbyterians! 

May 31, 2025 1:00 am

Oh. And regarding the headline? Not to forget the birthday of Newhall Land (& Farming Co.) Eesh.  O the months turn into years. Seems like we were all making our

John Boston

John Boston | Mr. SCV’s 1st SCV Butt Ugly Annual Awards

May 30, 2025 2:42 am

Today my column is about ugliness. When we bandy about the word, “ugly,” we’re not talking about You-Know-Who’s wife and what she actually looks like, unleashed and naked behind locked

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | Our Tentative Connection to Charles Manson 

May 24, 2025 12:21 am

Warning to you saddlepals right up front. Don’t turn your back this morning on one particular varmint we’ll be visiting on today’s trail ride through Santa Clarita history. We’re going

John Boston

John Boston | Let’s Punch the Colorado Rockies in the Tummy…

May 23, 2025 10:04 am

I shan’t shed a tear over the Colorado Rockies 21-0 loss recently to San Diego. After all. The Padres were on a sugar high from getting a new pope. It’s

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | When Placerita Canyon Was a — Church??? 

May 17, 2025 12:27 am

So it was 40 years ago when we had one of the most memorable Santa Clarita Valley Dodger nights in history. A local girls high school softball pitcher faced the

John Boston

John Boston | No Way That’s Me on My Cal Driver’s License

May 16, 2025 5:01 am

DEAR STEVE GORDON, DIRECTOR, CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES — I place my 10 little adept digits to keyboard this fine May morn, Steve, with good news and, alas, bad

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | Hay Shysters, May Storms & Slim Pickens  

May 10, 2025 1:36 am

Well. We could all use a little more beauty sleep. But nothing invigorates the soul like a ride into yesteryear on a noble steed.  Or, you could settle for a

John Boston

John Boston | In Defense of a Guy Liking a Tiny Dancer

May 9, 2025 5:16 am

Normally, being a male suppressor, or, as we used to call ourselves, “a guy,” I would not discuss belly dancing in public, certainly not with a woman, certainly not with

The Time Ranger

Time Ranger | The Great SCV Swallow Suicide of 1955 

May 3, 2025 1:07 am

Happy first weekend in May, dear friends, neighbors, green newbies, grizzled vets and addendum saddlepals. On today’s ride through Santa Clarita history, we’ve got presidents and some of the weirdest

John Boston

John Boston | When Once Upon a Time I Was 13 …

May 2, 2025 7:43 am

My godson’s son’s birthday was last week. Riley turned 13 and those with kids know that years shrink to minutes when nostalgia raises its weepy head. My own daughter, The

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | Test Tube Babies & The Horse Theft Detail 

April 26, 2025 1:56 am

Wakey-wakey, you SCV bunk-huggers. We’ve got thousands of trail riders to roust from the bunks. Let’s get moving so we’re all in the saddle by at least June.  This morning,

John Boston

John Boston | Henry ‘Hold the’ Mayo Hospital? Please Marry Me!

April 25, 2025 5:54 am

DEAR KEVIN A. KLOCKENGA, CEO & MOST HIGH HOLY MUCKY-MUCK CEO OF HENRY MAYO NEWHALL HOSPITAL — First, Kevin, phew. I wish The Signal paid me by the word. After

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | The Very First Thing the Hart District Did 

April 19, 2025 2:16 am

Top of a fabulous 2025 April morning, o’ grizzled local old-timers and soft-handed newbie Yuppies alike. Sunrise is almost here. You know what that means: Time traveling.  Alas, with the

John Boston

John Boston | Finally. Common Sense on SCV’s Water Issues.

April 18, 2025 4:39 am

DEAR MR. SANTA CLARITA VALLEY — I place digits to laptop to protest the current sorry state of local Santa Clarita Valley water, how it’s being improperly managed and often

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