


John Boston | Replace Cinema to Halitosis Hart Trustees Blvd.
Dear Esteemed Mayor-for-Life Jason “No Argonauts” Gibbs: Taking digits to keyboard, I bring attention to a problem most dangerous, pressing and odious to everyone inside the metaphorical walls of el Ciudad de Santa Clarita, aka, Beigeville. The out-of-town gawkers and potential home buyers? Me and your fellow council member, Cameron Smyth, don’t give a swollen patootie about their well-being. As