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John Boston | Is it Right to Inquire in Poker, ‘Got any 8’s’?

October 23, 2020 6:51 am

I’ve played more poker than I’ve attended church. Both, done right, are good for the soul. Played in a run-down mobile home on an Indian reservation once. It was at

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | When tractors are outlawed, only — well, you know …

October 17, 2020 7:55 am

A warm and Western howdy, saddlepals and saddlepal-ettes. Hope autumn is being kind to you. As always, inspiring vistas are promised as we mosey through our weekly time portal back

John Boston

John Boston | Mr. SCV’s Picks for the Big November Election

October 16, 2020 2:02 pm

Crappies. The fish. Not the bad poopie San Francisco street language. Missed the deadline. Yesterday was my Mighty Newspaper’s Absolute Can’t Write Nothin’ About What Type Of Creature You’d Like

The Time Ranger

The Time Ranger | The Agony of Being ‘et’ by a Bear

October 10, 2020 8:41 am

Ah, sweet, blessed autumn. Just about here. All these wonderful years here in Santa Clarita, I’ve come to notice something. Give or take, there’s always about 100 hot days. Wretched

John Boston

John Boston | A Note to Dad & November’s Endorsements

October 9, 2020 4:22 am

Hey Pops. Cripes. You know me. Big-time historian and can’t remember dates to save my life. Had to look it up and yup. I was right this once. You made

The Time Ranger | James Dean. STILL Dead. Shopped Local.

October 3, 2020 8:12 am

Hello dear friends and Santa Clarita saddlepals. From atop a fine steed, I’m glancing out over the thousands of you readers, searching for a hand. Can someone answer a simple

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The Time Ranger | History visits some ‘loose young women’

September 26, 2020 7:12 am

Anybody out there in our dear and riparian valley know how to perform an actual, functioning rain dance? Please? We’ll be most appreciative. It doesn’t have to be some Old

John Boston

John Boston | Setting Fire to Our Own Personal Heaven

September 25, 2020 6:44 am

I have a friend who years ago asked a question of the ages: “What if you just want to be — Mad?” My gal pal is so enthusiastic about life. It’s

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The Time Ranger | Drunk truckers & Signal reefer madness

September 19, 2020 8:25 am

Can you absolutely believe it? The first day of autumn is Tuesday. Someone tell Linda Storli to make sure she sets her clock back. Hope someone sends an email to

John Boston

John Boston | Is the World’s Biggest Hug a Felony Today?

September 18, 2020 7:45 am

I used to play a game with my sibling-like substance Leslie’s three youngest kids. Heavens. They’re in their 30s now. When they came of age, around 4 or so, I

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The Time Ranger | SCV: Home of the World’s Largest Bed

September 12, 2020 12:10 pm

I don’t know how the heck we survived Labor Day Weekend seven days back. But we did. One of my all-time favorite weather anecdotes seems fitting in a place where

John Boston

John Boston | Voting 37 Times and Identifying as a Gynecologist

September 11, 2020 6:15 am

Hard to believe, but there are people in my life with even less science acumen than I. They embrace the Left and seem invested in the all-encompassing shades of climate

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The Time Ranger | The SCV’s forgotten Johnny Appleseed

September 5, 2020 8:06 am

Hard to believe, with all that’s happened this year and all that’s about to happen before New Year’s, that the timeless habit of autumn is around the corner. Autumn doesn’t

John Boston

John Boston | TV — or Not TV? That is the Question

September 4, 2020 4:50 am

It’s not like I’m the only person in the country who doesn’t own a TV. I have friends, curiously, all involved in the arts, for whom you can search every

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The Time Ranger | On crooks, corpses, pumas and ponies

August 29, 2020 7:01 am

Pert near September, saddlepals. We made it through politics, fires, viruses, quarantines and virtual civil war. Ain’t summer just grand? What say we leave our cares and woes on the

John Boston

John Boston | A Squeaky Clean Cowboy of TV’s ‘Yellowstone’

August 28, 2020 7:35 am

I drove through Yellowstone once. I was on my way to Montana for a sibling rescue. It was January and colder than Nancy Pelosi’s heart. Road crews plowed through with

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The Time Ranger | ‘Female weakness,’ bubonic plague and toxic HOAs

August 22, 2020 7:18 am

I might have to run a side errand while we’re on today’s horseback ride through local history. It’s so bloody hot. Duh. August. Santa Clarita. I want to stop by

John Boston

John Boston | A Boxing Priest and What You Hide, You Keep

August 21, 2020 6:07 am

I was a pretty good basketball player. Not great. Not very good. But pretty almost darn good. For a few years, I played on a lower-case traveling semi-pro team sponsored by

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The Time Ranger | Imbeciles, Ants, Diarrhea, Monsters & Sushi

August 15, 2020 8:29 am

Heavens to Betsy, we’ve got a most interesting and dangerous trail ride ahead of us. As we ride through the Official Time Ranger SCV History Time Vortex, make sure to

John Boston

John Boston | You Can Buy Mr. SCV’s Jeans For Just $495!!

August 14, 2020 3:11 am

Our twisted culture has become a despotic enabler for me. I’m in the midst of an up-and-down White Collar/Blue Collar Life, one day wearing a cowboy hat and doing yardwork

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