Like it or not, campaigning for the 2026 mid-term elections has already started. Since the final election always comes down to a choice of one of two candidates, I would like to put forth a brief quiz about the two major political parties. There will be no answer key as the answers will be obvious. Good luck.
1. Two neighbors have signs in their front yards. One says “I Support ICE.” The other says, “Abolish ICE.” Which home gets vandalized?
2. The answer to the remainder of the questions is either Democrat or Republican: Who will be a serial virtue signaler?
3. Who has a propensity to swear at inappropriate times?
4. Who is most likely to commit fraud using a legit sounding nonprofit as a front?
5. Who is more than happy to spend other people’s money?
6.Who thinks the American flag is a symbol of racism and hatred?
7. Who thinks America should open its borders to every poor country in the world?
8. Who thinks we should change Columbus Day to Indigenous Peoples Day?
9. Who thinks biological boys should be able to compete in girls’ sports?
10. Who thinks capitalism is for the rich only?
11. Who thinks private ownership of property should be outlawed?
12. Who thinks illegal aliens should have the right to vote?
13. Who thinks the police are your enemies, not your friends?
14. Who thinks criminals are really good people who’ve had a rough life?
15. Who uses terms like “Nazi,” “fascism,” and “Gestapo” to characterize people they don’t agree with?
16. Who confuses a riot for a peaceful protest?
Very good. You scored 100%. Hopefully, you will use the ace of aces, common sense, when you cast your vote in November.
Larry Moore
Valencia
