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John Boston | Don’t Let the City’s Roundtable Ruin Hart Park

December 10, 2021 3:50 pm

Dear 5th District Supervisor Barger:  Hey Kathryn. Placing digits to keyboard this fine Friday to head off a disaster of Homeric proportions. Recently, my beloved City o’ SClarita drafted a

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Sorry, Saugusites. You May Live in Ratsburg…

December 4, 2021 3:23 pm

Well happy first weekend of December in this science fiction-sounding date of 2021. Next thing you know, they’ll be inventing little flying saucers with cameras in them, electronic garage door

John Boston

John Boston | I’m Going After Smyth’s Bench Press Record

December 3, 2021 12:26 pm

A New Year’s resolution I’m starting early is getting back to being strong. Mind you. Not strong — SMELLING. Just — strong.  A couple months back, a little boy, maybe

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The Time Ranger | Hitler, More Snow & a Bisected Bandito

November 27, 2021 9:08 am

Hope you haven’t consumed so much turkey, pie and 48 pounds of complex carbohydrates that you can’t possibly climb into the saddle. Groaning tends to spoil moseying.  We have one of those rare moral

John Boston

John Boston | Obscure Trivia & Fond Memories of Thanksgiving Day

November 26, 2021 12:30 pm

All my life, I’ve been an enigma. Love a raucous party. Crave solitude like air. I cheer classical values, yet, I’m not what you’d call an American traditionalist. Take Gout

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The Time Ranger | Snow, Rain & Naked Guy CHP Wrestling

November 20, 2021 12:59 pm

Howdy saddlepals. Hope mid-November is being kind to you. While it may be certainly non-Arctic Circle down here in the Santa Clarita, do make sure you take a fashionable and Western

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The Time Ranger | Buffalo Tom: Don’t Flip Over That Train

November 13, 2021 11:13 am

Por favor, small favor? Before we start out on this week’s time ride through Santa Clarita history, would the gentleman 12 rows back on that little sorrel kindly turn down the volume

John Boston

John Boston | From Banjos to Lullabies, I Hear America Singing

November 12, 2021 10:26 am

Especially during these harsh political climes, I shouldn’t mention this in public, aloud. But, one of my best friends is a banjo player. Rodger’s a decent chap and doesn’t deserve

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Time Ranger | The Infamous 35-lb. HOA Pet Rule

November 6, 2021 11:09 am

Heavens to Betsy, Bernice and Aunt Bea. This year of 2021 is evaporating quickly. Seems like the cold dry January was 10 minutes ago. Of course, what with us all

John Boston

John Boston | Mark Twain & the Milk of Human Kindness

November 5, 2021 2:51 pm

On my Top Whatever Number Favorite Books List is Mark Twain’s “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court.” Someone dear and close gave me a collector’s edition years ago. I

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The Time Ranger | This Week: An Entire Passel of Mean Girls

October 30, 2021 2:02 am

Whelp. This is the big weekend. If you live in Palmdale, make sure to set all your clocks back four hours Sunday morning. If you live in Santa Clarita, wait until

John Boston

John Boston | SCV Dems Call for Mandatory Vacs & Fax(es)

October 29, 2021 1:07 pm

Recently, in some grand periodical the name of which escapes me, a left-wing paragraphist demanded that vaccinations for the Chinese Flu be — mandatory. Not womandatory, mind you. But MANdatory. 

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The Time Ranger | Hotel Fires, Oddball Cattle & Blessed Rain

October 23, 2021 10:19 am

Brings a smile to my face, seeing so many familiar faces, friends, neighbors, people I’ve grown up with. It’s also a treat to see the freshly scrubbed and eager countenances

John Boston

John Boston | How Hard Is it to Pour Dr. P in a Goblet?

October 22, 2021 10:46 am

For you hepcat daddy-o’s and daddy-o-ettes, “Sticky Fingers” was the 11th Rolling Stones album, cut back in 1971. In rare cases, it’s also a condition where your fingers are —

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The Time Ranger | Take a Bathing Suit & a Winter’s Coat…

October 16, 2021 6:00 am

Isn’t this grand? Finally? Weather befitting a powerful and revered civilization like our very own Valley de la SClarita? We’ve a most excellent trail ride this morning, amigos, amigo-ettes and SCV 4-P (Picky

John Boston

John Boston | Why Democrats Are Like JDs on ‘Scared Straight…’

October 15, 2021 11:17 am

Confession? Here goes. Sometimes, I watch “Scared Straight” reruns. Originally, SS was a 1978 Oscar-winning documentary, narrated by Peter Falk. Since then, it’s metastasized into various cheesy and terribly satisfying

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The Time Ranger | Dirigibles, Dirt Bags, Dynamite & Death by Towing

October 9, 2021 4:00 am

Well, you’re never going to hear me confide that this promises to be one eye-wateringly boring trailride into the yesteryear of SCV history.  Tain’t. Gonna. Happen.  We’ve got a pretty amazing trek into the back canyons of

John Boston

John Boston | When Burying Them Alive Is Not an Option

October 8, 2021 1:46 pm

Years ago, a good pal married poorly. Like, AYFKM poorly. A highly successful Beverly Hills attorney and agent, he was a bucket of mischief, loyal, funny, well-off and smarter than

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The Time Ranger | James Dean’s Last Meal & Our Female Body Inspector

October 2, 2021 3:49 am

I’m all smiles for it is October. While summer’s heat may linger here and there, I can feel bona fide Autumn and her come hither smile.   We’ve a most interesting

John Boston

John Boston | Zimmerman Was Right: We’ve Got to Serve Somebody

October 1, 2021 3:43 pm

It’s certainly nothing new, this concept of rape, loot, lies and pillage. I’d rather not go back to it. Year in, year out, my request for a Christmas or birthday

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