No. 12 in a series of 52 celebrating The Signal’s 100th anniversary “My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.” — Joan Rivers Ain’t love grand? Is
I was 8 the first time my dad and I hiked Placerita Canyon. It had rested there a few hundred million years, but, as a park, Placerita was just two
No. 11 in a series of 52 commemorating 100-year anniversary of The Signal Rose Mulholland answered the phone shortly after midnight, March 12, 1928. She told her father the St.
Dear Congresswoman Katie Hill, How times flies! Do you realize if re-elected, according to your Dem Congress pal Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, you only have six more terms until the end
No. 10 in a series of 52 commemorating 100-year anniversary of The Signal “A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-Marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. “The bartender says,
I had a wonderful conversation with a woman just 20. She was a bright creature, so sweet and intelligent, a life full ahead. Still. She was 20. All — ALL
No. 9 in a series of 52 commemorating 100-year anniversary of The Signal Years ago, I used to help out at the local Cowboy Festival when it was properly held
Dear Valley Industry Association, Before I offer a sincere thanks for your most kind hosting of The Mighty Signal luncheon last week, I must apologize for past remarks I’ve made
No. 8 in a series of 52 commemorating 100-year anniversary of The Signal “I hate journalists. There is nothing in them but tittering jeering emptiness. They have all made what
Recently, a loyal Signal subscriber pondered what people were making over at College of the Canyons. Just how much does Chancellor Dr. Dianne Gee Van Damme Van Heflin Van Halen
Part 7 of 52 In the 19th century, Santa Clarita was a Wild West valley, as dangerous a place to live as any. We had one of America’s biggest range
Dearest Congresswoman Katie Hill, Taking digits to keyboard this fine Santa Clarita morn to congratulate you and urge that you keep up your righteous work in Washington. Also, I apologize.
I figure around the year 2051, I will be officially out of middle age and entering the long, unforgiving epoch of my dotage. I hope we still have a Second Amendment
What a fascinating device, to have a time machine that actually works. I’d order the deluxe kit, one that comes with a universal translator and Shroud of Mental Fog so
DEAR DAVID TAYLOR: As CEO of Proctor & Gamble, the umbrella company over Gillette, I’ve been a big fan of your razors for many years. Love the Fusion 5. What
By John Boston Signal Staff Writer Part 4 of 52 For years, I nagged anyone who wouldn’t listen about a mythological creature supposedly living right under our noses. This great
DEAR PRESIDENT TRUMP, Read, recently, with disappointment, that Mrs. Pelosi is not letting you use Congress for your upcoming State of the Union speech next Tuesday. Terribly sorry, Mr. President.
By John Boston Signal Staff Writer I had been crying, not a dignified thing for a satirist. Right before Halloween and upstaging Bill Clinton’s 1992 November election, Scott Newhall died.
I remember former Signal editor Ruth Newhall going completely Ape Poopy once. Well. More than once. Some bureaubozocrat in Sacramento sent a press release. Couldn’t tell you what it was
Here’s a staggering fact: The Signal is older than the American woman’s right to vote. The Mighty Signal’s first issue came out on Friday, Feb. 7, 1919. The 19th Amendment,
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