He’s Loudmouth Louie
And he has no remorse
He disturbs every player
Out on the course.
He just booms and bellows
His volume’s absurd
Like it or not
Loudmouth is heard.
Some of his words
Are often profane
On everyone’s game
This guy is a drain.
When you’re over a putt
And quiet’s a need
Louie’s voice fills the air
So it’s hard to succeed.
Can you think of a plan
To help him refrain
And be more reserved
When he plays this game?
If you have an idea
Please tell me, won’t you
‘cause if he doesn’t stop
Oh, what I might just do!
