I swear hardly at all. One should save the SHIFT/Top Of The Keyboard for issues vital or recalcitrant. So. Here goes. For The Love Of Mike, Get Your ¡£!#ª∞%$›fi™ Butt
A happy first weekend in June to you, saddlepals. Boy. This time thing just seems to run away with us. It’s a good thing we can magically avoid it by
Dear Esteemed Mayor-for-Life Jason “No Argonauts” Gibbs: Taking digits to keyboard, I bring attention to a problem most dangerous, pressing and odious to everyone inside the metaphorical walls of el
A happy Memorial Day, dear saddlepals. Hope all’s well with you all and you’re having a relaxing Sunday. We’ve a most interesting trail ride through the back trails of SCV
Fabled attorney, law professor and pundit Alan Dershowitz recently said something that made me contort into One Of Those Faces. Like a lion smelling a warm hyena, your nose scrunches.
Howdy, dear saddlepals. Hope you’re all doing well and rested for our trail ride through Santa Clarita history. This morning, we’ve a most interesting trek ahead. There are bird attacks,
When my girl was little, she was worried to the beeheebies about attending third grade the next day. I’m blessed. Indy got/gets into as much trouble as a nun in
A warm and Western Just Darn About Mother’s Day to you, dear saddlepals and especially you saddlepalettes who have the inside track on this motherhood thing. All these May-&-Mom true
As the celestial clock keeps insistently ticking, I can’t help but notice more than a few subtle changes in my life. I made the mistake the other day of wearing
I’ll tell you saddlepals right up front. This is an epic Time Ranger trek this fine morn. C’mon. We can do the giggles, gossip, and whispers after we giddy-up through
DEAR COUNCILMAN CAMERON SMYTH: Taking digits to keyboard this fine Friday morn to actively cheer your heroic resolution to fund separate city restrooms for C.E.D. sufferers. You know. C.E.D.? Cauliflower
After months of just darn cold and unusual weather, it looks like Spring has made an appearance. What better morning to pick to do a little snooping around in the
DEAR WORLD’S BEST FRIEND PHILLIP ALLEN LANIER, Your Things To Do List tomorrow is short, but a doozy. The first item is Open Heart Surgery. By the time this letter
Sure has been perfect weather this month. A little sun. A little rain. A little snow. Not too hot. Not too cold and all the air’s free to breathe. We’ve
So I was out to dinner with two dear married pals. Strangely, it was the husband — not the wife — who shared this marital pearl. We were at a
Good morning dear saddlepals. Hope everyone’s head is on tightly after a Friday night of carousing, dressing up and dancing in vole costumes and latté drinking or whatever you new
This fall marks the 55th anniversary of the college and alleged humor/satire magazine my best pal Phil “The Lousy Phil” Lanier and I started as freshmen. Phil earned the nickname
It just struck me. With all the time traveling we do every week, what the heck. Daylight Savings Time was a couple weeks ago. If you haven’t already, set
Inept in math as I am, I like to point out I’m approaching middle age. Ergo, it was probably a good idea last week that I show up for my
Hasn’t this 2023 winter/spring just been something? I think I can count on one hand the number of days we’ve had where it’s hit the low 70s for a high.