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The Time Ranger | A Big, Warm, Western & Happy SCV Father’s Day!

June 20, 2020 7:57 am

Because of this, the holiest of holidays in the calendar year, we’re going to take a small departure from the weekly organization of our time-traveling posse. Dads get to ride

John Boston

John Boston | No Thanks, Friend. We Cannot Agree. We Cannot Build.

June 19, 2020 11:02 am

Dear Democratic Friend, Hey Precious. Drat we haven’t chatted in eons. Hope all’s beyond duckiness with you and yours. Hug. Fond smile. Wish you joy, good adventures and happy days

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Big imbeciles at an itty-bitty SCV agency

June 13, 2020 8:18 am

A warm and Western howdy to you, from grizzled old-time SCV homesteaders to the newly arrived. Surely appreciate you saddling up with me for this fine weekend exploration to the

John Boston

John Boston | Somebody — Please, Just Guillotine Me… Car je suis Français!

June 12, 2020 6:39 pm

A couple months back, 5K called me. Kathy Keysor Kryptonite Kookaburra Kellar is the fetching and hubba-hubba wife of SClarita city councilperson, and, more importantly, my pal, Bob Kellar. 5K’s real

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Mad dogs, dirty grocers & kissing the president

June 6, 2020 8:12 am

Hello dear saddlepals. How you holding up in these unfamiliar seasons of mayhem? I hope well. I remember A.B. Thatcher printing an editorial in The Mighty Signal nearly 100 years

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger | Give the devil his dude, er, ranch

May 30, 2020 9:10 am

Hate to say it, but this is the time of year I don’t particularly care for. June’s a few hours away and we seemed to have misplaced our June Gloom.

John Boston

John Boston | Ms. Randi, Tom Wolfe & the Old Mustang Drive-in

May 29, 2020 4:45 pm

Recently, in the Garden of Stupidity sometimes referred to as this newspaper’s Letters to the Editor section, a rare and beautiful flower blossomed. Randi Kay penned a thought piece that

The Timer Ranger

The Time Ranger: For more than a century — hot air politicians

May 23, 2020 8:31 am

You know what the absolute nice thing is about taking a trail ride through SCV history in May? No face masks. Yup. That’s right. As soon as we pass through

John Boston

John Boston | Coastal Eddie Thiele Paints a Perfect Nose

May 22, 2020 5:53 pm

I wonder if the likes of Van Gogh, Michelangelo, da Vinci and Rembrandt all early-on in their lives asked the question: “Mom. How do you draw a nose?” Kandinsky, Munch, Dali

The Timer Ranger

Time Ranger: Perps, Pervs & Live Nude CalArts Graduation!

May 16, 2020 7:00 am

Good thing Mother’s Day was last weekend. It’d be a shame to take our kindly dear moms on a trail ride this week that features so much ribaldry, perversion and

John Boston

John Boston | Obamagate & the Proper Placement Of Branding Irons

May 15, 2020 7:51 pm

About a year ago, the big news hysteria du jour was that North Korea had nuclear warheads that could reach Washington, D.C. Bonus? When the NoKo’s boasted, “reach,” they meant

The Timer Ranger

Time Ranger: Happy Mother’s Day to all you SCV mothers!

May 9, 2020 9:38 pm

Well about that? The gods of time were kind today and scheduled Mother’s Day smack dab when we take our weekly ride through SCV history. As I look out amongst

John Boston

John Boston | Hang A Human FBI Head from a Baobob Tree

May 8, 2020 12:44 am

Many years ago, a dear friend shared an observation that I’ve yet to shake. She was an author, intellectual, teacher, opera singer, mother and observer of life. We were chatting

The Timer Ranger

Time Ranger: Cave men, pistol fighters & the SCV nuclear plant

May 2, 2020 5:58 am

I am eternally grateful for the gift of time traveling. No need to be stuck in the confines of 21st-century humdrummia — a wonderful word my dopey sister-like substance Leslie

John Boston

John Boston | Being Taught by Babies, Puppies & Monty Python

May 1, 2020 3:10 am

A dear and wise friend once suggested that God doesn’t exist in the past or the future, only in that divine Everymoment of the Now. Still. I do wonder. Does

The Time Ranger

John Boston’s Time Ranger | How the SCV started L.A. sheriff’s & LAPD

April 25, 2020 9:37 am

Amen, boy howdy, (or, if you’re French, “Amon garçon bonjour!”) saddlepals. Good to see you. We’ve a most exciting trail ride ahead through the back canyons of Santa Clarita Valley

John Boston

John Boston | Speak Treason. Fluently. Do NOT Vote Christy Smith

April 24, 2020 12:54 am

In the 1938 swashbuckling flick, Errol Flynn played the title role of “Robin Hood.” Part of it was shot out here in Placerita Canyon. Sitting before his enemies, Robin of

John Boston

John Boston | Not to Worry. There’s Still Lots of Music.

April 17, 2020 8:07 am

So last week, I had one of those milestone birthdays. In five years, with a little luck and a good wind behind me, I will officially reach 75, the half-way-point

The Timer Ranger

John Boston’s Time Ranger | The SCV’s OJesque Trial of the Century

April 11, 2020 9:35 am

Editor’s note: John Boston’s Time Ranger usually appears on Sundays. Nature seems intent to ignore headlines and appearances. It rains and warms, turns things green and invites the young from

John Boston

John Boston | Should a Woman Ever Ask You Guess Her Age…

April 10, 2020 3:34 pm

My favorite quote on age came from the legendary movie star, Cary Grant. He had just granted an exhaustive magazine interview. It went swimmingly. Then the journalist realized he had

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