Category - The Village Idiot

The Village Idiot: Home Ick

It seems to be taking an awfully long time to remodel the guest bathroom, but that's partly my fault. Apparently you can't just put a shower anywhere you want...

How things have changed

In almost all public men's restrooms -- airports, truck stops, stadiums, convenience stores -- there are now diaper-changing stations. Because dads are...

I’m driving me crazy

I've never been in an accident, but it's finally dawning on me how many of my friends volunteer to drive for me after they spend a few minutes in my passenger...

Funaholics, not workaholics

Before they were world-famous, or even Great Britain-famous, the Beatles would play three or four shows a day at several different venues. If you've ever been...

Traffic Disco

There are several car commercials on TV that show people dancing in the front seat of their cars. That’s a good reason to buy a brand-new $33,000 car: so...