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A happy Memorial Day, dear saddlepals. Hope all’s well with you all and you’re having a relaxing Sunday. We’ve a most interesting trail ride through the back trails of SCV

A happy Memorial Day, dear saddlepals. Hope all’s well with you all and you’re having a relaxing Sunday. We’ve a most interesting trail ride through the back trails of SCV

Fabled attorney, law professor and pundit Alan Dershowitz recently said something that made me contort into One Of Those Faces. Like a lion smelling a warm hyena, your nose scrunches.

Howdy, dear saddlepals. Hope you’re all doing well and rested for our trail ride through Santa Clarita history. This morning, we’ve a most interesting trek ahead. There are bird attacks,

When my girl was little, she was worried to the beeheebies about attending third grade the next day. I’m blessed. Indy got/gets into as much trouble as a nun in

A warm and Western Just Darn About Mother’s Day to you, dear saddlepals and especially you saddlepalettes who have the inside track on this motherhood thing. All these May-&-Mom true

As the celestial clock keeps insistently ticking, I can’t help but notice more than a few subtle changes in my life. I made the mistake the other day of wearing

I’ll tell you saddlepals right up front. This is an epic Time Ranger trek this fine morn. C’mon. We can do the giggles, gossip, and whispers after we giddy-up through

DEAR COUNCILMAN CAMERON SMYTH: Taking digits to keyboard this fine Friday morn to actively cheer your heroic resolution to fund separate city restrooms for C.E.D. sufferers. You know. C.E.D.? Cauliflower

After months of just darn cold and unusual weather, it looks like Spring has made an appearance. What better morning to pick to do a little snooping around in the

DEAR WORLD’S BEST FRIEND PHILLIP ALLEN LANIER, Your Things To Do List tomorrow is short, but a doozy. The first item is Open Heart Surgery. By the time this letter

Sure has been perfect weather this month. A little sun. A little rain. A little snow. Not too hot. Not too cold and all the air’s free to breathe. We’ve

So I was out to dinner with two dear married pals. Strangely, it was the husband — not the wife — who shared this marital pearl. We were at a

Good morning dear saddlepals. Hope everyone’s head is on tightly after a Friday night of carousing, dressing up and dancing in vole costumes and latté drinking or whatever you new

This fall marks the 55th anniversary of the college and alleged humor/satire magazine my best pal Phil “The Lousy Phil” Lanier and I started as freshmen. Phil earned the nickname

It just struck me. With all the time traveling we do every week, what the heck. Daylight Savings Time was a couple weeks ago. If you haven’t already, set

Inept in math as I am, I like to point out I’m approaching middle age. Ergo, it was probably a good idea last week that I show up for my

Hasn’t this 2023 winter/spring just been something? I think I can count on one hand the number of days we’ve had where it’s hit the low 70s for a high.

Heavens. I’m just sneaking under the wire with this one. It’s March 31 and the last day of Women’s History Month. I just wanted to salute those forgotten ladies who

Gotta say. This has been the consistently coldest winter I can remember in my lifetime. It’s hardly broken into the 70s since 2022 and I’ve worn a serious winter coat.

One of the 20th century’s most delightful gifts was the mythicist, Joseph Campbell. He may have been all of history’s most enlightened scholars of comparative religions and after you peel