
John Boston | Mr. SCV’s 1st SCV Butt Ugly Annual Awards
Today my column is about ugliness. When we bandy about the word, “ugly,” we’re not talking about You-Know-Who’s wife and what she actually looks like, unleashed and naked behind locked bedroom doors. We’re referring to public eyesores in plain view of the beloved citizens of SClarita. Which — say it with me — rhymes with, “Velveeta.” That would be the