Some men wrestle alligators
To get their adrenaline to flow
Some jump out of airplanes
It gives them a rush, you know.
Some people do amazing things
Just to give their hearts a kick
There is danger in the doing
It’s not some kind of trick.
Some will ride on great big bulls
While others mountain climb
Then there’s the speed boat racers,
Who get killed from time to time.
Yes, people do some dangerous things
We could make a long, long list
But they have one thing in common
It’s bravery we insist.
We marvel at those who dive from cliffs
At ski jumpers we do rave.
But the bravest of the brave
And of this there is no doubt,
Are those who play the game of golf.
It can turn you inside out.