Arnold Mann: He’s coming to town

By Signal Contributor

Last update: Monday, December 19th, 2016

(A poem, not a song, for the holidays)

You better watch out
There’s no need to cry
It’s too late to pout
Here’s telling you why
Donald Trump is coming to town.

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Figuring out who’s naughty or nice
Donald Trump is coming to town.

You better watch out, don’t tweet that retort
Or else The Donald will take you to court.
As confounder in chief he’s coming to town;
He’s told you what you’ve loved to hear
Repeated many times.
He knows that in less than a year
You’ll forget his thoughtless rhymes.

He’ll tweet you when you’re sleeping;
He tweets when you’re awake;
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
So don’t cross him for goodness sake.

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Arnold Mann: He’s coming to town

U.S. President-elect Donald Trump smiles as he arrives to speak at an election night rally on Nov. 9, 2016. (AP Photo)

(A poem, not a song, for the holidays)

You better watch out
There’s no need to cry
It’s too late to pout
Here’s telling you why
Donald Trump is coming to town.

He’s making a list
And checking it twice
Figuring out who’s naughty or nice
Donald Trump is coming to town.

You better watch out, don’t tweet that retort
Or else The Donald will take you to court.
As confounder in chief he’s coming to town;
He’s told you what you’ve loved to hear
Repeated many times.
He knows that in less than a year
You’ll forget his thoughtless rhymes.

He’ll tweet you when you’re sleeping;
He tweets when you’re awake;
He knows when you’ve been bad or good
So don’t cross him for goodness sake.

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  • Brian Baker

    Ummmm… yeah.

    Don’t quit your day job.

    • lois eisenberg

      “Arnold Mann: He’s coming to town” VERY, VERY, CLEVER!!!!

      “Amusing that folks take the time to write poems about the President-Elect.”

      Arnold thank you for taking the time to write a poem about Trump the Grump!!!

      I have one about HUMPTY DUMPTY FOR THE THIN SKINNERS TO
      MULL OVER !!!!

  • Ron Bischof

    Amusing that folks take the time to write poems about the President-Elect.