Diane Zimmerman | A Parody of the Debate?

Signal Contributor
September 18, 2024
3:14 am

Harris-Trump debate summary (paraphrasing):

Kamala: I will, I will, I will!

Trump: Why haven’t you already?

Kamala: I’ll answer that in a minute. There’s something wrong with my earring.

Diane Zimmerman

Santa Clarita

Signal Contributor

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